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rainbownunchucks:

snapchatting:

friends

Wtf is nd

north dakota

The difference between bees and wasps
  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
  • today i learned that i'm a wasp

mikeyfriskeyhands:

Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

styleswanky:

i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy

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